put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun
apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
(via damn-funny)
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
I feel like this is how my friends look at me now
(via unelefantesebalanceaba)
i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
(Source: rnilkbreath, via dont-you-wanna-go)